Check out my other internet homes: TwitterFacebookRISE AXELBLOGTumblr (3.0; @riseaxelblog)http://riseaxelblog.com/Hey guys! It’s 6:15, we need to go outside and check out...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ej3mdMyr1qb6m65o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey guys! It’s 6:15, we need to go outside and check out the eclip…OH DEAR GOD ITS SATAN!</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/23546720451http://riseaxelblog.com/post/23546720451Tue, 22 May 2012 08:37:32 -0700ECLIPSEsatangulpTHAT FACE! Dear God.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44apztfwn1qz9b5wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>THAT FACE! Dear God.</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/23163717676http://riseaxelblog.com/post/23163717676Wed, 16 May 2012 06:27:35 -0700CreepyESPN.comReal Heatamandalynferri: mtv: well played. Hero<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qv0lNN281qzgghfo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qv0lNN281qzgghfo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://amandalynferri.tumblr.com/post/21397700496/mtv-well-played-hero" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">amandalynferri</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mtv.tumblr.com/post/21397004159/well-played" target="_blank">mtv</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>well played.</p> </blockquote> <p>Hero</p></blockquote>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/21421762509http://riseaxelblog.com/post/21421762509Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:10:17 -0700howtotalktogirlsatparties: Kurt Vonnegut’s time working at...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ovjdaRuY1qargt4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howtotalktogirlsatparties.tumblr.com/post/21334290112/kurt-vonneguts-time-working-at-sports-illustrated" target="_blank">howtotalktogirlsatparties</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Kurt Vonnegut’s time working at <em>Sports Illustrated</em> was brief.</p> </blockquote> <p><br/>I remember reading this for the first time and laughing out loud.</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/21384453695http://riseaxelblog.com/post/21384453695Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:23:53 -0700cabinporn: Hillside retreat near Notre-Dame-des-Monts, Québec,...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jwfxIJnm1qzwmsso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://freecabinporn.com/post/21323873131/hillside-retreat-near-notre-dame-des-monts" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cabinporn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hillside retreat near <strong>Notre-Dame-des-Monts, Québec, Canada</strong>.</p> <p>Submitted by François Maisonneuve.</p></blockquote>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/21354946916http://riseaxelblog.com/post/21354946916Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:55:24 -0700Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwtnn2GncJ1qaaowno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/21021830247http://riseaxelblog.com/post/21021830247Fri, 13 Apr 2012 06:10:39 -0700Sometimes you got a slow internet connection and videos get you...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2djjozg5f1qz9b5wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes you got a slow internet connection and videos get you all upset.</p> <p>Sometimes the screen freezes and makes it all worth it.</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/20967915862http://riseaxelblog.com/post/20967915862Thu, 12 Apr 2012 09:09:24 -0700LOLESPNInternetFunny FaceDrake, look what you have done!  Take responsibility! He’s...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x5yw2oNj1qb66x7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Drake, look what you have done!  Take responsibility!</p> <p>He’s the Marilyn Manson of our generation.</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/20844164770http://riseaxelblog.com/post/20844164770Tue, 10 Apr 2012 08:21:05 -0700DrakeYOLOLOLcollegehumor: Dayman Dubstep Remix You gotta pay the “roll...<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6745187" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/19976144448/dayman-dubstep-remix-you-gotta-pay-the-roll" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/GJiFWk%20" target="_blank">Dayman Dubstep Remix</a></strong></h1> <p><span>You gotta pay the “roll toll” if you want to fully enjoy it.</span></p></blockquote>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/20046104340http://riseaxelblog.com/post/20046104340Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:08:16 -0700Grantland: How to Annoy a Fanbase in 60 Easy StepsGrantland: How to Annoy a Fanbase in 60 Easy Steps: If you don’t read Grantland, here is a...http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19683245350http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19683245350Wed, 21 Mar 2012 09:42:00 -0700GrantlandGolden State Warriorsandiwasaboyfromschool: What is going on in SAC TOWN? Ever...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17xcq8ykm1qa2rqno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andiwasaboyfromschool.tumblr.com/post/19667971225/what-is-going-on-in-sac-town-ever" target="_blank">andiwasaboyfromschool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What is going on in <strong>SAC TOWN?</strong></p> <p>Ever since announcing the team is staying in Sacramento, the Kings have beaten the <strong>T-Wolves, Celtics</strong> and today defeating the <strong>Grizzlies</strong> for 3 straight.</p> <p>Everyone is having fun, even <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XNm9ovXyxc&feature=youtu.be" target="_blank">DeMarcus</a> who didn’t even want to be part of the team at the start of the season.</p> </blockquote> <p>Good times for Kings fans.  Not only are they on a 3-Game win streak, in those games they have won by 25 (Celtics), 16 (T Wolves) and 9 (Grizzlies).  All three are playoff contenders. </p> <p>The moment above was a great sign of the players having fun finally.  Cousins, after fouling out, put on Coach Smart’s jacket and started mimicking the coach while Smart sat on the bench.  Hilarious. </p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19679774477http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19679774477Wed, 21 Mar 2012 07:34:41 -0700Sacramento KingsDeMarcus CousinsKeith Smartazizisbored: Prometheus - New Trailer HOLY SHIT.  I...<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HHcHYisZFLU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/19504198459/prometheus-new-trailer-holy-shit" target="_blank">azizisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Prometheus - New Trailer</p> <p>HOLY SHIT. </p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t want to see another movie until this comes out!  This looks NUTS!</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19535815381http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19535815381Sun, 18 Mar 2012 14:44:32 -0700I was drunk when I drew this picture… Apparently my Draw...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0s0q6amY81qz9b5wo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I was drunk when I drew this picture…</p> <p>Apparently my Draw Something app was too.</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19179747407http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19179747407Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:39:42 -0700draw somethingwrong lettersdrunkLike a kid in a candy store right now!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ooh8Umve1qz9b5wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Like a kid in a candy store right now!</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19071089396http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19071089396Sat, 10 Mar 2012 11:22:19 -0800sacramentokingsbasketballsacramento kingsknowyourmeme: Still thinking about hot dogs every time I hear...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mztex76O1qzaxefo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.knowyourmeme.com/post/19019354929/still-thinking-about-hot-dogs-every-time-i-hear" target="_blank">knowyourmeme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Still thinking about hot dogs every time I hear Kony. Sorry I’m not sorry.</p> <p>KYMdb - <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kony-2012" target="_blank">Kony 2012</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Carl Wethers is Kony?!?!</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19063295496http://riseaxelblog.com/post/19063295496Sat, 10 Mar 2012 08:55:11 -0800Jason Williams: elbow passnbagif: This still stands as one of the greatest memories of my Basketball-Loving life.http://riseaxelblog.com/post/18911064420http://riseaxelblog.com/post/18911064420Wed, 07 Mar 2012 11:42:29 -0800You know what? I’m cool. Thanks.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0awqjXWAo1qz9b5wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You know what? I’m cool. Thanks.</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/18654718829http://riseaxelblog.com/post/18654718829Sat, 03 Mar 2012 00:54:19 -0800meatloafdisgustingcupcakesdanmeth: KURT VONNEGUT, JR.What I took away from his books is:...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcr49zdIm1qzol4do1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danmeth.com/post/18552606498/vonnegut" target="_blank">danmeth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>KURT VONNEGUT, JR.</strong><br/>What I took away from his books is: We’re all just monkeys who live for a couple moments on a floating ball and are silly for acting as if we really know anything. Don’t sweat the small stuff, just try to enjoy your weird brief life if possible.<br/>My picks:<em> Sirens of Titan, Cat’s Cradle, Slapstick</em></p> </blockquote>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/18553293539http://riseaxelblog.com/post/18553293539Thu, 01 Mar 2012 07:59:07 -0800gq: Presented Without Comment  Look at what you did, Fresno...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m060tvSc1V1qe6vsbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gq.tumblr.com/post/18499730753/doritos-locos-tacos" target="_blank">gq</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h3>Presented Without Comment</h3> </blockquote> <p> Look at what you did, Fresno and Bakersfield.  Look at what you did!</p> <p>America will suffer for your decisions.</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/18503308694http://riseaxelblog.com/post/18503308694Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:08:36 -0800It was only a matter of time.<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LEFCQRwj28w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>It was only a matter of time.</p>http://riseaxelblog.com/post/18200820828http://riseaxelblog.com/post/18200820828Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:50:00 -0800failwingsuitnotabird