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Fearless Oscar Predictions

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:28:16 -0800

It is once again Oscar season and after countless hours of sitting in RJ’s living room...

I bought the new issue of GQ today in assurance that this would...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:03:03 -0800

I bought the new issue of GQ today in assurance that this would keep me entertained for the next two hours. My index finger was almost calloused before i found an article worth reading. Don’t get me wrong; GQ is one of my favorite rags but this issue missed the mark completely. A 3-page review of Green Zone? Too long. A spring preview on mens bathing suits that are no longer than my underwear? Too gay. A feature length article about Kobe Bryant’s injuries? Not for this Kings fan. Add to that an article about a narcasistic asshole, soldiers committing suicide, the first 40 pages of just D&B adds and an Indie band from the early 90’s and this might be the most useless waste of paper since Tiger Beat. Finally, on page 184 there was an article on Jeff Bridges. Fuck! Work’s over, time to go home.

Statement from Conan O'Brien

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:03:20 -0800

Statement from Conan O'Brien: rickyv: Pretty impressive. Agreed.

Every bad thing I have ever said about Pete Wentz is taken...

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:59:09 -0800

Every bad thing I have ever said about Pete Wentz is taken back.

This picture was taken at a Blink 182 concert in which Fall Out Boy opened.

P.S. If you don’t know or understand, I don’t know why we are friends.

Period!

To Sacramento, With Love.

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 01:56:02 -0800

To Sacramento, With Love.: In my inability to fall asleep, I started browsing ESPN.com’s...

I Dreamed A Dream

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 08:37:37 -0800

I had a dream that I met God and he was in the shape of a large grey cloud and he was actually a...

HEY!!!!!! Forget about Oprah for a goddam second!!! Lets talk...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:20:16 -0800

HEY!!!!!!

Forget about Oprah for a goddam second!!!

Lets talk about YOU!

Its odd that I rarely listen to rap music but most of the songs...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:35:43 -0800

Its odd that I rarely listen to rap music but most of the songs I post on here end up being rap. Maybe its because I am so amazed when I hear a good rap song. Oh well. Just listen!

copycats:

Forever remixed by Dr. Rosen Rosen
originally by Drake ft. Eminem, Kanye West & Lil Wayne
(via Dr. Rosen Rosen)

A couple weeks back, we let you know about Dr. Rosen Rosen’s take on Lily Allen’s It’s Not Me… Well, the good doctor tweeted us and let us know about the official remix he did for Wheelchair Jimmy, and it’s pretty legit. —Nathaniel James

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2nd Chance

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:25:33 -0700

Let me tell you a story about a man named Tom. Tom was a dacent quarterback for his college team;...

davidcho: Jay-Z - ‘Thank You’ The Blueprint 3 leaked today, and...

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:04:44 -0700

davidcho:

Jay-Z - ‘Thank You’

The Blueprint 3 leaked today, and I think I like it. On the whole it’s pretty good, but I’m a little hesitent to make a decision because of my expectations and the overall beat selection.

What I definitely DO like is the song ‘Thank You’, especially the third verse (transcribed below).

I was gonna kill a couple rappers, but they did it to themselves.
I was gonna do it with the flow, but they did it will their sales.
I was gonna 9/11 them, but they didn’t need the help,
and they did a good job, them boys are talented as hell!
So not only did they brick, but they put a building up as well,
then ran a plane into that building, and when that building fell,
ran to the crash site, with no mask then inhaled
toxins deep inside their lungs until both of them was filled,
blew a cloud out like an L into a jar, then took a smell
because they heard secondhand smoke kills.
[Guys] thought they was ill, found out they was ill/ew,
and it’s like you knew exactly how I wanted you to feel!

Thank you, thank you, thank you, you’re far too kind.

I’m Feeling This.

itsjordyn33: Craig Owens and his ‘crowd walk’ I don’t...

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 20:48:05 -0700

itsjordyn33:

Craig Owens and his ‘crowd walk’

I don’t think a better picture could have been taken at Warped last week. This is epic.

Photo by Jordyn.

(via palahniukandchocolate) Early Steve Martin can NOT be beat.

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 09:30:44 -0700

(via palahniukandchocolate)

Early Steve Martin can NOT be beat.

Last Meals

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:04:48 -0700

After reading Amanda Lynn Ferri’s last post, I decided to check out the Wiki page for Death...

thisistheglamorous: FINALLY, an issue I can get behind. More...

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:19:12 -0700

thisistheglamorous:

FINALLY, an issue I can get behind.

More like an issue I can Hop-On. Yeah, you’re gonna get some hop-ons.

streeter: Rosie has a knack for finding amazing trinkets on the...

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:18:50 -0700

streeter:

Rosie has a knack for finding amazing trinkets on the Internet. The full exchange here. Digg it if you like it.

When I moved into the dorms my freshman year, I originally had no roommate. About a week later I was living with a 31 year old toddler named Madison who looked like Golem but acted like Barney from The Simpsons. One semester in he got kicked out of school. The second semester was spent with a Japanese exchange student who spoke almost literally NO english. He cooked ramen noodles and practiced his electric guitar at 3am every night. The guitar was hooked up to some sort of headset that sounded like electric guitar to him, but sounded like the strumming of an unplugged electric guitar to me. I believe this sound to be even more annoying than it could possibly sound. And there’s your daily History of Brad.

“No Experience Needed” Truer words have never been...

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:30:44 -0700

“No Experience Needed”

Truer words have never been spoken.

(via juliasegal) They had some of these signs at the Galt Flea...

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:57:43 -0700

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They had some of these signs at the Galt Flea Market bathrooms. They weren’t quite this comical or cartoony though.

I have been listening to Coconut Records for about two weeks now...

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:22:06 -0700

I have been listening to Coconut Records for about two weeks now and today I decided to hit the “play” button on their music video.

Imagine my surprise when I saw Jason Schwartzman prancing around.

Suddenly I felt the great need to run a Wikipedia search on the band.

The Result: There is no band. It IS Jason Schwartzman making this awesome music.

How late am I on this? The man Adam Sandler referred to as Pete Rose; Yo ‘Teach himself.

Touche’ Schwartzman. Touche’

Finally! A Jim Johnson Story On ESPN

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:12:56 -0700

Finally! A Jim Johnson Story On ESPN: First, as difficult as this will be, try your best to imagine...

lickystickypickyme: And for the first WHUT of the day….:A fan...

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:15:38 -0700

lickystickypickyme:

And for the first WHUT of the day….:

A fan dressed in a green body suit watches Tiger Woods line up a putt on the 17th green during the third round of the Buick Open at Warwick Hills Golf and Country Club August 1 in Grand Blanc, Mich. (Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

Seriously this looks like obscure Japanese p0rn to me. How come he wasn’t removed by security? Oh wait…that tight suit shows his weapons at one glance.

People…you never seize to baffle this old bag of bones.

Its Green Man of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fame, folks.