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Reblogged from Mike

I just finished reading an enlightening report on the benefits of fellatio, and the sub sequent swallowing of ejaculate, for women.  According to the researchers at North Carolina State University, performing fellatio and swallowing the semen, a.k.a “doing it the right way” can help prevent breast cancer.

I want to break down some of my favorite lines from this article.

“I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act,” said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine

• I like how they aren’t saying, “finally we can prevent breast cancer!”  All they really care about is that men have a solid excuse to give the girls “the business.”

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

• A.K.A. It really doesn’t help THAT much but it gives me an excuse to get dome.

“Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,” said Dr. Helena Shifteer

• A.K.A.  We’ve got them right where we want them.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

• I don’t care who you are ladies, there is always someone out there willing to let you fellate them.  Just ask.

Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages

• Many MEN have stepped forward…

On the whole, the article seems to be one big celebration for the fact hat we have an excuse for BJs.  I hope this is fake.