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imprettymuchtheshit: WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK HER! Before you read this article, I want you to take careful observations of the gentleman who wrote You want me to ‘ask her?’ , by Haisten Willis. So here is an idea, try asking the forty beautiful women wearing ‘ASK ME’ shirts, or taking a look at the Collegians archives. Besides the criticism, I would like to offer you some advice on how to court a concubine. Twitter nerds united the Battlestar Galactica to share their pick-up lines with you before Valentine’s Day , but you didn’t look hard enough. If you are shy guy, try this pick-up line; “I like Battlestar Galactica. Wanna frack?” Wow, Kevin Fillebrown actually made a coherent post.  For those of you who read this blog and don’t know (likely nobody) we, Kappa Sigma Fraternity are responsible for the “Ask Her” scribbles that occupy every square inch of the free speech area.  There are also, as Filly pointed out, 40 beautiful women walking around campus in “ASK ME” shirts who are more than willing to explain this to you.  And as Filly eluded to, but did not explain, two years ago, when we did this same exact guerrilla ad campaign, the Collegian called me a month later after they finally cracked the case and figured out it was us.   At least back then they were persistent with their research.  Mr. Willis apparently asked the closest person to him at the time and when that did not work, made up a source. <sarcasm> Good job to the crack investigation crew at the Collegian for such thorough work.</sarcasm> Zoom

imprettymuchtheshit:

WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK HER!

Before you read this article, I want you to take careful observations of the gentleman who wrote You want me to ‘ask her?’ , by Haisten Willis. So here is an idea, try asking the forty beautiful women wearing ‘ASK ME’ shirts, or taking a look at the Collegians archives. Besides the criticism, I would like to offer you some advice on how to court a concubine. Twitter nerds united the Battlestar Galactica to share their pick-up lines with you before Valentine’s Day , but you didn’t look hard enough. If you are shy guy, try this pick-up line; “I like Battlestar Galactica. Wanna frack?”

Wow, Kevin Fillebrown actually made a coherent post.  For those of you who read this blog and don’t know (likely nobody) we, Kappa Sigma Fraternity are responsible for the “Ask Her” scribbles that occupy every square inch of the free speech area.  There are also, as Filly pointed out, 40 beautiful women walking around campus in “ASK ME” shirts who are more than willing to explain this to you.  And as Filly eluded to, but did not explain, two years ago, when we did this same exact guerrilla ad campaign, the Collegian called me a month later after they finally cracked the case and figured out it was us.  

At least back then they were persistent with their research.  Mr. Willis apparently asked the closest person to him at the time and when that did not work, made up a source.

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Good job to the crack investigation crew at the Collegian for such thorough work.
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