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This shit pisses me off.  Why does Fresno not get any respect.  Lets count the number of cities (in CA) here that are smaller than Fresno: Sacramento Stockton Riverside Bakersfield Sacramento is the only one I can understand, being that it is the capitol and all.  But WhyTF do Stockton, Bakersfield and Riverside get recognition over us.  Stockton is a shithole.  I grew up 15 minutes away and could never justify going there.  WhyTF would I go to dangerous, filthy, old Stockton when clean, nice, fresh Elk Grove is the same distance?  Fuck Stockton! Riverside?  You are a parasite feeding off of LA’s popularity.  Close enough to claim the city but just far enough away to be a nuisance.  Fuck Riverside! And I saved the best for last…Bakersfield. Bakersfield is what Fresno would look like if it were inhabited by rednecks built on top of the worlds largest plot of manure and hit with a heavy dose of bland.  Bakersfield is the Anti-Disney World; The Saddest Place on Earth.  Fuck Bakersfield! In case you didn’t know, Fresno is the 4th largest city in CA(behind LA, SF and SD).  And it is THE largest inland city in CA.  Suck it!

This shit pisses me off.  Why does Fresno not get any respect.  Lets count the number of cities (in CA) here that are smaller than Fresno:

  1. Sacramento
  2. Stockton
  3. Riverside
  4. Bakersfield

Sacramento is the only one I can understand, being that it is the capitol and all.  But WhyTF do Stockton, Bakersfield and Riverside get recognition over us. 

Stockton is a shithole.  I grew up 15 minutes away and could never justify going there.  WhyTF would I go to dangerous, filthy, old Stockton when clean, nice, fresh Elk Grove is the same distance?  Fuck Stockton!

Riverside?  You are a parasite feeding off of LA’s popularity.  Close enough to claim the city but just far enough away to be a nuisance.  Fuck Riverside!

And I saved the best for last…Bakersfield.

Bakersfield is what Fresno would look like if it were inhabited by rednecks built on top of the worlds largest plot of manure and hit with a heavy dose of bland.  Bakersfield is the Anti-Disney World; The Saddest Place on Earth.  Fuck Bakersfield!

In case you didn’t know, Fresno is the 4th largest city in CA(behind LA, SF and SD).  And it is THE largest inland city in CA.  Suck it!


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