So im drunk at 1am on the beach playing with Bruschi, and were having a grand ol time, swapping woman/bitch stories, and we both agree to go back to the house. So im walking on the boardwalk and what do I see… a cat walking really weird? So we follow it into our ally, concerned for the hurt feline, and as I walk up closer I notice it is jogging at a slow pace, but its hind legs come up weird when it runs, like a dog. As I come up on this “Cat” its turns around and opens its mouth like a snake, real wide, that’s when I notice this is no cat my brother, but a POSSUM!!! So Bruschi is already onto its cat imposter disguse and was in full sprint and rolled it hard the the alley, hitting me in the process so we all scramble to our feet and the cat imposter got away, zing.
True story
– My Brother has become quite the little storyteller.
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