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Fantasy Football Rip Day Week 8

I am on a little bit of a losing skid but that doesn’t mean that the insults gotta stop.

This week I play JJ’s team, Killed By A Daewoo Lanos. QQ: What the hell is with some of these team names? I got a great idea, I’ll name my fantasy team after a small quote in a movie that not many people saw. Genius.

QB Matt Schaub- Schaub is so bad that the Houston Texans decided to bring in Sage Rosenfels for one game because he was the only guy who could possibly make Matt Schaub look like a good quarterback.
RB Le’Ron McClain- Wow, McClain is averaging 0 pts in his last two games. But to be fair, it was against such staunch defenses like Miami and Indianapolis.
RB Mewelde Moore- What kind of name is Mewelde? For just pennies a day, you can help support a 3rd string Pittsburgh RB. In all fairness, Moore had a career game last week…AGAINST CINCY!!!1 I think there are high-schoolers that can rush for over 100 against cincy. Good luck against the Giants beotch!
WR Antonio Bryant- Congrats on being named the Tampa Bay #1 receiver spot. Thats like being the tallest midget.
WR Jerricho Cotchery- I don’t know which injury is hurting Cotchery more; his shoulder, his leg, or his VAGINA! Sack up you sissy. How the fuck do you only get 1 point against Oakland??? I thought you automatically get 5 points just for playing a D1-AA team like the Raiders.
WR Josh Moran- You gotta be a Moron to start Moran. This guy just sounds like a chess team captain. Now he’s got a groin problem? How did he manage to hurt his groin from the bench?
TE Jeremy Shockey- Remember when you were one of the best tight ends in the NFL? And MMMmmbop was a #1 single? Ahhh the 90’s were great.
DEF San Francisco- The 49ers are the only team this year that will make the Seahawk offense look good.
K Nick Folk- You gotta a Folk-ing retard to think this is a good idea. Brad Johnson can’t get the offense anywhere near field goal range. Good luck kicking 70 yarders a la Sabastien Janakowski.