RISE AXELBLOG

Its a little late I know but there’s still one game left so here we go.

I am playing RJ Pallari’s team, Jesus Christ Had Dreds, which is a joke to begin with.  Lets see how his roster stacks up.

• QB Eli Manning-  Eli Manning as your #1 quarterback?  He’s not even the #1 Manning in the NFL!  Eli Manning is one patchy beard away from being on Megan’s Law.  Picture it.
• RB Steven Jackson- You would be better off starting Golden State Warriors Forward Stephen Jackson.  
• RB Kevin Faulk- Hey Kevin, nobody gives a Faulk about you anymore.  Congratulations on being 3rd on the Patriots RB depth chart?  Faulk should get points for just getting off the bench.
• WR Santonio Holmes- He would be better off staying at Holmes on Sunday, ‘cause he aint getting any catches at the game.
• WR Lance Moore-  They should call him Lance Less.  They’re isn’t another Saints WR getting LESS catches than Lance.  You should spend MOORE time on the waiver wire looking for WRs.
• WR Randy Moss-  He’s averaging 8.2 points per game.  That’s the bad news.  The good news is that he’s the best WR on your team.  Oh wait, that’s not good, that’s sad.
• TE John Carlson-  You would have been better off starting the ghost of Johnny Carson than this bag of douche.  The Seattle Seahawks don’t even have him on their fantasy team.
• DEF Bears-  The Bears have a really good defense…Oh wait, my bad, I thought it was 2006.  Good job letting Minnesota drop 41 points on you.
• K Kris Brown-  You would have been better off starting R&B singer Chris Brown than this queer.  At least with him and Johnny Carson could entertain you while your Fantasy team gets beat down.