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Tossed another ‘W’ up on the board last week.  I am currently sitting pretty in 6th position, only one game behind the leader though.  This week should be a gimme but who knows about this crazy game. 

This week I go against Cookie’s Team Dominguez.  Commence Rippage:

• QB Jeff Garcia:  If Brian Griese took your starting job, how good would that make you.  Might as well start Sergio Garcia at QB, not this dinosaur.
• RB Clinton Portis:  Clinton Portis is averaging 11 pts. a game right now.  That’s pretty good…for a Kicker!!! 
• RB Deuce McAllister:  Your first name really fits you…because you are SHITTY!!  Why don’t you commit McSuicide you worthless idiot.
• WR Plaximo Burress:  More like Plaxico Em-Burress-ment!  This guy is a joke and a cancer to their whole organization. 
• WR Chad Johnson:  Its a good thing you changed your name to Ocho Cinco, because that’s how many yards you are going to get this whole season.  That is, if your QB from Harvard can muster up a set of balls and actually complete a pass.
• WR Empty:  Probably a good idea.  If I had Domenik Hixon and Anthony Gonzalez I wouldn’t start them either.
• TE Kevin Boss:  More like Kevin Lower Level Employee.  The only thing you are the boss of is that bench you sit on while the offense is on the field.
• DEF Buccaneers:  I thought Ronde Barber was doing commentary now.  Oh, that’s the talented one, my bad. 
• K John Kasay: Ka-say it aint so!  Kasay sucks so bad he cant even spell Casey right.  I hope your leg falls off and you get syphilis.

God I love my job.