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I got my 2nd Tie last week.  I now have a record of 1-1-2.  Pathetic.  Oh well, this week is looking pretty good for me.

This week I am playing Mike Edmondson’s team, the Edmondson Benguins.  And boom goes the dynamite.

• QB Jason Campbell- More like Chasin’ Man-Ball…homo.  I guess I could look like a good QB in college too is Cadillac Williams and Ronnie Brown were on my team.
• RB LaDainian Tomlinson-Remember when you were the best RB in the league? Remember when you were the best RB on your team?  Maybe its that broken toe thats making you shitty.  Darren Sproles is rocking the shit and Michael Turner is in Atlanta making everyone forget all about you.
• RB Matt Forte-  More like Matt For-Gay!  He’s lucky if he gets Forte yards.
• WR Lee Evans- Wow! A receiver from Buffalo.  Must suck to have a Stanford QB throwing to you.  Plus Lee Evans sounds like a name for a NASCAR Driver.
• WR Eddie Royal- Everyone chant with me, “ONE WEEK WONDER” (*clap, clap, clapclapclap)
• WR Patrick Crayton- More like Fag-trick Gay-ton. What’s it like living in the shadow of all the actually good players on the Cowboys.
• TE Chris Cooley- You would have been better off starting DGM Chris Cooley.  BAM!
• DEF Packers-  More like Queen Gay Fudge Packers!  What is Charles Woodson like 100 years old now?  
• K Stephen Gostkowski- I thought this was Fantasy Football not Fantasy Fucked-Up Last Names.  Why don’t you Stephen  Go-Fuck yourself!