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We wont talk about last week.

This week I go up against Adam Daryanani’s Team Overkill, which is lame all by itself.  Lets see if we can’t demoralize his team though.

• QB Kurt Warner-  The AARP called, they want their QB back.  Just because he won the Super Bowl ten years ago doesn’t mean he’s still any good.  Last time I checked Marshall Faulk wasn’t playing for the Cardinals.
• RB Steve Slaton-  You would be better off with Steve Godwin as your running back. 
• RB Fred Jackson- Ah, shit.  You meant to pick up Fred Taylor didn’t you.  Fred Jackson couldn’t rush his way out of a wet paper sack, which, pretty much is what he’ll be facing against St. Louis anyway.
• WR Hines Ward-  Good luck with that one.  No one will be watching the running game and Rothlesburger is throwing with the opposite hand this week.  The only thing Ward’s gonna catch this weekend is the Clap.
• WR Roscoe Parrish-  That little ‘O’ next to his name stands for “OUT” not “OUTSTANDING.”  Although he can’t score you negative points if he’s on the bench.  Smart move.
• WR Robert Meachum- Wow, Robert Meachum is  just one mediocre WRs in a group of about 5 mediocre WRs.  Good luck against the SF secondary, just ask Jon Kitna how that worked out.
• TE Antonio Gates- Last week a toe injury, this week a hip injury.  Whats next?  Is he gonna bruise his vagina this weekend?
• DEF Cardinals- The only possible way this defense could get worse is if you put the St. Louis Cardinals on defense.  Either way Brett Favre is scoring 4 TDs.
• K Nate Kaeding- I didn’t know we could draft players from Megan’s Law!

That’s all folks.  Wish me luck.

Not Good Luck, just Luck.

Thank you.