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Did you miss me?

Its been almost a week since my last post.  Sorry y’all but I have been uber busy.  Here are some quick hitters from the last week of my life.

  • Baby Blue shirts, though highly feminine, are always the shit when you reference womanizing on the back.
  • Freshman men like to move into the dorms with the bare minimum.
  • Freshman women like to move in the dorms with every scrap of clothing they have ever owned.  Listen honey, you wont need these 7 huge jackets with matching galoshes until at least February.  Put ‘em back in the Durango.
  • Jay Z’s new album will break whatever record the Carter 3 just set.  Please, Jockin’ Jay Z and S.L.U. are the shit. 
  • 3OH!3 is still dominating 90% of all music I listen to.  If you got a problem you’ll get hit with base bats.
  • Don’t take a night off from your job as a bouncer to work for free as a bouncer at your own house.  The hours are longer, there’s no pay whatsoever and I still couldn’t get any tips.
  • Jay Z cant wear skinny jeans ‘cause his KNOTS don’t fit.  This is also going to be my excuse.  Its better than telling people I have over-active sweat glands in my taint.
  • I can be the loudest fan at a womens soccer game and not come home with a migrane and no voice.  I’ll never attend a basketball game again.
  • Diet Dr. Pepper really does taste like regular Dr. Pepper.
  • Fantasy Football drafts should never be done live, and certainly not in your own living room.
  • School is awesome.
  • Classes are not.
  • More girls should wear white shorts.
  • Less girls should wear bandannas.
  • Pandora Radio saved my life at work.
  • I miss you all too.

Hope this will satisfy your hunger.


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