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I have a theory about women’s fashion trends.  Basically, from watching young women at college throughout the years I have come to the conclusion that women decide what to wear based on what other women think looks good.  A number of trends have developed that men do not approve of(see Uggs, Tights under denim skirts, Bug-Eye glasses).  

Now that I am a bouncer at a club, I have seen a trend in mens fashion that I do not understand.

Who the fuck told men that these shirts look good?

I see dozens of grown men wearing these shirts at work and I cannot fathom how this looks like a good thing to wear in public.  The graphics look like they were vomited from a sticker machine in a grocery store. 

Not only that, but there’s no uniqueness in the things that these people wear.  80% of the men in my club are wearing these Ed Hardy shirts, their parent brand Christian Audigier or Affliction shirts.  I thought the Affliction look was kinda cool when skateboard brands thought of it years ago but now its just played out and tacky.

So to the women, I (kinda) apologize for insulting your fashion trends.  Please let the guys know that their shirts look retarded.