A Slight Set Back
I have a theory about women’s fashion trends. Basically, from watching young women at college throughout the years I have come to the conclusion that women decide what to wear based on what other women think looks good. A number of trends have developed that men do not approve of(see Uggs, Tights under denim skirts, Bug-Eye glasses).
Now that I am a bouncer at a club, I have seen a trend in mens fashion that I do not understand.


Who the fuck told men that these shirts look good?
I see dozens of grown men wearing these shirts at work and I cannot fathom how this looks like a good thing to wear in public. The graphics look like they were vomited from a sticker machine in a grocery store.
Not only that, but there’s no uniqueness in the things that these people wear. 80% of the men in my club are wearing these Ed Hardy shirts, their parent brand Christian Audigier or Affliction shirts. I thought the Affliction look was kinda cool when skateboard brands thought of it years ago but now its just played out and tacky.
So to the women, I (kinda) apologize for insulting your fashion trends. Please let the guys know that their shirts look retarded.