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You know whats funny,

  • The fact that Javon Walker can be dragged (or drug?) out of the Bellagio without anyone noticing.
  • Bo Burnham…google it.
  • Not Michael Myers’ movies
  • The fact that people would think I was a monster if I beat up the 75 year old bum that keeps riding his bike to our parking garage to take a piss.  Just ‘cause he is homeless doesn’t give him a “Get out of an Ass-Whooping Free” card.
  • The fact that women only want equal rights when it is convenient.  Watching women at bars is kinda pathetic.
  • R. Kelly can video tape himself peeing on an underage girl and get away with it.  We are still waiting for him to pull off flying, though.
  • Articles online that have too many links in the content.  As I heard someone put it once, its the online version of ADD.
  • The Wii Fit.  We need a video game to simulate activities that we could be doing for real outside.
  • The fact that Fresno State sends out emails telling students to go to the Bulldog Shop when Kennel Bookstore is a non-profit business who’s profits all go back in to the school.
  • The fact that UNC and LSU baseball teams are so scared to play Fresno State that they did a rain dance to postpone the College World Series to avoid playing us. “We’ll just call it a 6-way tie”
  • RJ’s devastating loss in overtime in beer pong last night.  After teasing me for saying I had been playing for four years every time I missed a shot, his team sunk the rebuttal shot to send it to Double Overtime.  Unfortunately for him, he wasn’t smart enough to finish his beer before they shot.  Its not just 4 years, its 4 years of wisdom.
  • The extreme lack of comments I get on my blog…Wait.  That’s not funny.  That is sad.  It took a lot of work to put the comment feature in there folks, now use it for Christ sake.


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