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So for all of you that watch LOST please turn away if you did not see last nights episode.  Not because I don’t want you to read this spoiler but because you need to go and watch it immediately.

Last night’s episode, in my opinion, was the best episode ever!  The men from the boat came to the barracks and started taking lives like it was Duck Hunt.  In the span of about 4 seconds three people get mowed down by gunfire.  They were pretty much nobodies but it was still cool to see them die.  For a second I thought that the Oceanic 6 were going to be the only ones still standing after John Rambo in the trees ran out of bullets. 

I still cant believe that the house that Claire was in got blown to toothpicks by an RPG but she just “got her bell rung” according to Sawyer.  Must have been that blanket she was hiding under right?

Ben showed us why he has survived all these years…he is a fucking badass!  The way he took out two Saudis with AK-47s using only a police baton was pretty much one of the coolest things to happen on LOST since Sawyer got herpes.

Quick Hits:

• Daniel Faraday is a little dickhole.  I wish he would take off that tie already.
• Miles Strom is not as badass as he thinks he is when he learns he wont be getting paid.
• Bernard actually did something…its about time gramps.
• Kate is a cock tease.  Take off the shirt or leave it on. Don’t just pull the straps down you tramp.
• Jack must have ate some bad guava.  He looks like he has diarrhea the whole episode.  Do they have Robertito’s on the island because I feel the same way.
• Between the dead doctor and all the Mercenaries on the island, there should only be like 3 guys left on the boat.  Why hasn’t Sayid hijacked that shit yet?
• I used to think that Ben was kind of a Streisand, but he was rocking the shit on this one.
• In an unrelated note, our old friend, Mike Vesuvius, returned last night and puked in his own beer pong cups.  Party foul bro, major party foul.
• Cant wait till next Thursday!!!

-Braxelrod