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So, I must apologize to all of you that read my blog…well, both of you that read my blog.  I have not had much luck on the creative front as of late.  I have been pretty busy the past week seeing as the semester is drawing to a close and term papers are starting to reach their terms. So, in hopes of keeping my audience, I will try to make a few quick hits right now.  Try to enjoy.  Try harder!

•  Miley Cyrus has been proving to us that the slutty rebellious stage is starting even younger nowadays.  Here is the latest evidence.  Here is some older evidence.  But we can look an the bright side.  If she gets an early jump on the “slutty rebellious” stage she will likely start the “party too hard and get into crazy drugs” stage by age 18 and by 20 she will be out of rehab and clean.  I guess that is the only positive side to this little experience.  Britney, Lindsay, watch out, Miley is about to set a new record. Game on Dakota Fanning!
• The NFL Draft is this weekend and as a NFL nerd, I must say I am pretty excited.  One of the major problems with the draft is that it takes place in New York City every year and the Jets fans just crowd the place and boo all the picks.  The only time the crow cheers is when the Jets pick or when Stuart Scott’s dead eye falls to the floor.  New York Giants fans are technically from Jersey and thus are not allowed out of the quarantine zone known as Newark.  Buffalo Bills fans are too busy being from Buffalo and become too sad when they enter New York City and realize just how inferior their town is.  P.S. Go Eagles!
• The only other decent sporting events are, obviously, the NBA playoffs which are in full swing.  Unfortunately, they last about a month and a half so just to warn you, if you start watching now, you might be burned out by the time the Finals roll around.  
• If you are a fan of the Washington Wizards, though, be sure to watch right now as it is pretty certain that you will not make it to the second round.  You lost to the Cavaliers in the last two playoffs, don’t call them overrated, you will only piss LeBron James off and make him do this!
• If you hear any rumors about my birthday being tomorrow, please ignore them as it is simply a lie.  As you should know, I do not have any more birthdays until my 25th (because of my bag of driving talent) and my 55th (because of this).  Disregard any talks of my birthday.

 Thats all for today folks.  Sorry again for the delay!

 -Rise B. Axelrod