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Check out this article from MSNBC.

It would seem that the gays are finally getting what was coming to them.  For the longest time I have always said that gays should be allowed to get married and be as miserable as straight married couples.  I didn’t know the turnaround was going to be so quick.

 Gays who ran off to Massachusetts to get hitched are finding that they cannot legally get divorced in other states because they aren’t recognized as human beings or something.  HA! You wanted to get married so bad that you didn’t stop to think about what would happen when you got sick of each other.

Half of all marriages in the US end in divorce, i guess the gays are starting to get their equal rights in the form of divorce as well. 

The only question left is whether it will be Trisha or Becca who gets all of the strap-ons in the settlement.  Will it be Brandt or Spencer who leaves with all the feathered boas? 

The best thing about this whole situation is that it seems like Massachusetts was in on it the whole time.  For a gay couple to get married in the state, all they need to do is open the door.  For a gay couple to get divorced there, a minimum 1 year permanent residency is required.  

GOTCHA HOMOS!

Now Massachusetts has made it so people HAVE to move there if they want to ditch their insignificant other.  Its the perfect ploy to get people to move to their state.

So, married gay couples hate each other too.  I guess its true, they are just like the rest of us.

-Rise B.