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Today I was at a restaurant and I overheard three women talking about their friend Lisa.  Some of the comments included:

• Lisa is the size of a brontosaurus
• I bet Lisa would bleed fat instead of blood
• I bet she has to take a break when she goes upstairs
• We should set someone up with her as a good prank on him

This got me wondering about the habits of men and women.   

The problem is that these three girls are probably nice to their friend Lisa whenever she is around, whereas if men are talking shit on another one of their friends, we make it a habit to remember those thoughts so we can repeat them in his presence.  

If Matt’s hair looks terrible, I make sure to call him Lindsey Lohan to his face.  If RJ sounds like a woman, I make puberty jokes to his face.  We don’t sugar-coat the things we say about each other and it makes us closer than women.   

So ladies, next time you think Lisa should go on Atkins, say it to her face.  If she laughs, she can take a joke.  If she diets, she can take a hint.  If she cries, she can take a hike because you guys aren’t that good of friends.   

-The Rod