RISE AXELBLOG

When people at school show up 15 minutes early for class but instead of driving to find a parking spot they just sit and wait in their at the very front of the parking lot for someone to show up and open up a spot.

I drove past you on my way in, parked in the back of the lot and walked past you on my way to work and you were still waiting.  So its obvious that saving time is not the reason you want the spot in front of the lot.  I am left to only assume that you are so lazy you would rather be 10 minutes late to class than to have to walk an extra 50 yards. 

I tell you what, I would walk an extra 100 yards just for the chance to kick you in the throat for being a complete douche.  I know this shouldn’t anger me, but something about this is just annoying. 

 And for all you hippies out there that are all like, “chillax man, to each his own.  Let not your anger get the best of you.”  Just know that sitting in one spot for 25 minutes with your car running is bad for the environment.  So, screw you and your hemp bracelets that your hippie friend Sunshine makes and sells on Ebay.  Go take a shower!

Sorry about the hippie rant.  It was a necessary evil.

 Axelrod, OUT!