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I had a dream that I met God and he was in the shape of a large grey cloud and he was actually a really cool guy. He explained how the 5th Moon of Jupiter was the coolest place to hang out in the Universe but he was 86’ed for two months for throwing up at the bar. He called our moon the “Toilet of the Universe.” He also said that Richard Bronson takes his rocket ship to Jupiter’s 5th Moon all the time in secret. He asked me how Adam and Eve were and I told him what it said in the Bible. He asked what the Bible was and I gave him a copy. He absorbed the information instantly and seemed rather angry about the way he was portrayed. He then took the form of John Belushi and hopped in the stolen Porche we were driving and we all drove around and had fun. The End.