RISE AXELBLOG

Another week, another win.  I am now 3-2-1 and coming into a favorable matchup against Greg Mar and his team; Greg-A-Steg-O-Saurus.  Commence Rippage in 3..2..1…

• QB Sam Bradford-  This week he’ll live up to the hype of other Heisman winning QB’s such as Troy Smith, Eric Crouch and Jason Smith.
• RB Maurice Jones-Drew-  Interesting fact: Maurice Jones added the “Drew” to his name upon entering the NFL.  Also interesting:  MJD dropped the title “Quality Running Back” upon entering the 2010 season.
• RB Rashard Mendenhall-  With Big Ben back in the lineup, Mendenhall has about as much value as a condom at Comic-Con.
• RB Brandon Jacobs- With the way he launched his helmet into the stands, he should pitch for the Yankees.  At least he would finally be able to start a game. Plus, the Yankees starting rotation is full of underperforming athletes already, so he’ll fit in.
• WR Hakeem Nicks-  This guy drops 30 on the Texans and everyone thinks he’s a God.  I’m pretty sure Hakeem Olajawon could drop 30 on the Texans.  And he would probably bust off more than 3 points against the dismal Detroit Lions.
• WR Michael Crabtree-  Speaking of BUSTS.  This guy was the best WR in college for 3 years yet he hasn’t been the best WR in SF for even 3 minutes.
• TE Vernon Davis- Speaking of underperforming 49ers. HA!
• DEF Titans-  Breaking News, the Titans are the #1 DEF in Fantasy Football.  More breaking news, this week they actually get to play a team with an OFFENSE!  Both firsts this season.
• K Mason Crosby- This guy looks a lot like Kellen LeMasters…which doesn’t bode well for his athletic skills.