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Ah, ah ,ah ,ah Stayin’ alive.  Stayin’ alive.

This is the week I turn it all around.  Right now I am 1-2-1 (why do I always end up getting a tie every year) and ready to bounce back in style.  Miles Austin, Tony Romo and Adrian Peterson are all coming off a bye week and they will be poised to annihilate Nick Neilsen’s team “TheyCallMeMonky Monkey!”  As far as retarded team names go, Nick’s takes the cake.  Now it’s time to feel my wrath!

• QB Mark Sanchez-  This is FOOTBALL, not FUTBOL.  Sorry SAN-CHEZ-Guevara.  You’re throwing picks when you should be picking fruit.
• RB Deangelo Williams-  Remember when Williams was a top-ten Fantasy RB…and Chumbawumba was a top-ten song?  He’s a terrible RB on a terrible team.
• RB Knowshon Moreno-  We all know this pansy is going to sit out on sunday with his bruised labia he’s been milking all season.  Knowshon…you dont Know shit.
• WR Percy Harvin-  Hmmm.  Randy Moss is back sooooo that leaves Harvin playing tummy sticks with Bernard Berrian on the sidelines. 
• WR Steve Smith-  I can’t say much here.  Steve Smith is a very talented wide receiv- What?  The one from New York?-  Oh he blows.  Hakeem Nicks just stole your job bitch!
• WR Nate Washington-  Starting a Tennessee Titans WR is like starting a Water Polo Releif Pitcher.  It just don’t make sense!
• TE Kellen Winslow-  I can’t say much here.  Kellen Winslow is a very talented wide receiv- What? Kellen Winslow JR?-  Oh he blows.  You got a better chance of keeping your motorcycle on 2 wheels than you got scoring a touchdown.
• DEF Bengals-  Well, I’ll say.  If there is one defense that can make the Buccaneers look like a good team…it’s the Bengals.
• K Ryan Succop-  He can go Succop a bunch of dicks.  Congrats on riding the coat tails of the Chiefs players with actual talent.