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This week I am going up against Mike Edmondson and his pathetic team, Fluffy Kitty RAGE!!!!!!  I am 1-0 so far and looking to breeze through another flawless victory this week.  ADP is facing Miami so it should be annihilation on sunday.  Here’s Mikes team:

• QB Matt Schaub- I think you should go to Charles Schaub so he can tell you to INVEST in a better quarterback!
• RB LeSean McCoy- Hey McCoy!  Nice first name…what, was Dondrell taken already?  You’re about to dissapear like the McRib!
• RB Ronnie Brown- Remember that one year you we’re a good running back?  AT AUBURN!  You play like your namesake…SHITTY!
• RB Darren McFadden-  Your nickname is Run DMC.  Well, this week you’ll be running as well as Jam-Master Jay!
• WR Larry Fitzgerald-  You’d be better off starting F. Scott Fitzgerald!  At least he wouldn’t have Derek Anderson throwing him terrible passes.
• WR Jacoby Jones- What the f*ck is a Jacoby Jones? Isn’t he on the practice squad?
• TE Marcedes Lewis- That is a girls name!  Which is fitting because you play like a BITCH!
• DEF Panthers- Really?  The Panthers?  I would rather start an ACTUAL Panther on defense than this peice of crap.
• K Stephen Gostkowski- Hey Stephen, the Beatles called…THEY WANT THEIR HAIRSTYLE BACK.