Awkward chat with the drunk guy at the club.
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Him:
Help me out, I'm Italian but I'm trying to convince this chick I'm Greek.
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Me:
You got it Mr. Popodopolis
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Him:
HAHAHA you funny mother fucker.
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Him:
28!
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Me:
What?
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Him:
28!
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Me:
What is that?
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Him:
You're 28!
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Me:
No, 24.
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Him:
You Mother Fucker!
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Him:
*playfully taps my balls*
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Me:
*walking away awkwardly in hopes of soon forgetting this ever happened*
Posted on Saturday May 16th
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