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Awkward chat with the drunk guy at the club.
  • Him: Help me out, I'm Italian but I'm trying to convince this chick I'm Greek.
  • Me: You got it Mr. Popodopolis
  • Him: HAHAHA you funny mother fucker.
  • Him: 28!
  • Me: What?
  • Him: 28!
  • Me: What is that?
  • Him: You're 28!
  • Me: No, 24.
  • Him: You Mother Fucker!
  • Him: *playfully taps my balls*
  • Me: *walking away awkwardly in hopes of soon forgetting this ever happened*

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