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itsjordyn33:

Craig Owens and his ‘crowd walk’

I don’t think a better picture could have been taken at Warped last week.  This is epic.

Photo by Jordyn.



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Early Steve Martin can NOT be beat.


Last Meals

After reading Amanda Lynn Ferri’s last post, I decided to check out the Wiki page for Death Row Last Meals.  Here’s some of my favorites:

Allen Lee Davis—350-pound “Tiny” Davis had one lobster tail, fried potatoes, a half-pound of fried shrimp, six ounces of fried clams, half a loaf of garlic bread, and 32 ounces of A&W root beer.

Dennis Wayne Bagwell: Medium rare steak with A1 Steak Sauce, fried chicken breasts and thighs, BBQ ribs, French fries, onion rings, bacon, scrambled eggs with onions, fried potatoes with onions, sliced tomatoes, salad with ranch dressing, two hamburgers, peach pie, milk, coffee, and iced tea with real sugar.

Dobie Gillis Williams: Twelve candy bars and some ice cream.

James Edward Smith requested a lump of dirt, which was denied. He settled for a small cup of yogurt.

Ringer Edwards requested chicken and beer. He escaped execution as a Japanese prisoner of war when his meal request could not be obtained.

Timothy McVeigh: Two pints of mint chocolate-chip ice cream.

Victor Feguer requested a single olive with the pit still in.

William Bonin: Two pepperoni and sausage pizzas, three servings of chocolate ice cream, and fifteen cans of Coca-Cola.

I am a fan of the gluttony plan for death row inmates.  If you gotta go out, go out full.  Here’s what I would request:

  1. Full Order of Biscuits and Gravy with lots of sausage
  2. 2 In-N-Out Double-Doubles, animal style, no tomatoes
  3. 3 orders of Carl’s Junior’s Criss Cuts
  4. Green Bean Cassarole
  5. Tokyo Steakhouse Fried Rice with Hot and Spicy sauce
  6. 2 Cheese Quesadillas from Robertitos
  7. A 6-Pack of Fat Tire
  8. A dozen undercooked Fudge brownies with Milk.

I might go on a killing spree right now.



thisistheglamorous:

FINALLY, an issue I can get behind.

 More like an issue I can Hop-On.  Yeah, you’re gonna get some hop-ons.



streeter:

Rosie has a knack for finding amazing trinkets on the Internet.  The full exchange hereDigg it if you like it.
When I moved into the dorms my freshman year, I originally had no roommate. About a week later I was living with a 31 year old toddler named Madison who looked like Golem but acted like Barney from The Simpsons. One semester in he got kicked out of school. The second semester was spent with a Japanese exchange student who spoke almost literally NO english. He cooked ramen noodles and practiced his electric guitar at 3am every night. The guitar was hooked up to some sort of headset that sounded like electric guitar to him, but sounded like the strumming of an unplugged electric guitar to me. I believe this sound to be even more annoying than it could possibly sound. And there’s your daily History of Brad.

“No Experience Needed”
Truer words have never been spoken.

“No Experience Needed”

Truer words have never been spoken.



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They had some of these signs at the Galt Flea Market bathrooms.  They weren’t quite this comical or cartoony though.



I have been listening to Coconut Records for about two weeks now and today I decided to hit the “play” button on their music video.

Imagine my surprise when I saw Jason Schwartzman prancing around.

Suddenly I felt the great need to run a Wikipedia search on the band.

The Result: There is no band.  It IS Jason Schwartzman making this awesome music.

How late am I on this?  The man Adam Sandler referred to as Pete Rose; Yo ‘Teach himself.

Touche’ Schwartzman.  Touche’



Finally! A Jim Johnson Story On ESPN

First, as difficult as this will be, try your best to imagine me being very serious while saying this next line.

The fact that it has been NINE F*CKING days since Johnson died and this is the first story I have seen on ESPN.COM is F*CKING LUDICROUS.

With that being said, this is a very good article.  Jim Johnson is arguably the greatest Defensive Coordinator of the modern era of professional football.  His death has touched a lot of Philadelphia Eagles fans because, simply, the rest of the world just didn’t know about it.  No major sports websites or channels discussed it.

The reason for the silence surrounding Johnson’s death still escapes me.  There were more articles written about him stepping down from his position a week earlier than the news of his death.

I am certainly biased in this situation, being an avid Eagles fan, but I still feel that, in today’s NFL, where defense wins championships(see Pittsburgh, NY Giants), Jim Johnson deserves a little more coverage than this.

RIP Jim Johnson

1941-2009



lickystickypickyme:

And for the first WHUT of the day….:

A fan dressed in a green body suit watches Tiger Woods line up a putt on the 17th green during the third round of the Buick Open at Warwick Hills Golf and Country Club August 1 in Grand Blanc, Mich. (Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

Seriously this looks like obscure Japanese p0rn to me. How come he wasn’t removed by security? Oh wait…that tight suit shows his weapons at one glance.

People…you never seize to baffle this old bag of bones.

Its Green Man of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fame, folks.


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