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Let the Old Spice Man say your voicemail message. -
This blog post is now DIAMONDS!
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The whole entire time we were watching Uruguay v. Ghana last Friday, I was trying to figure out who Uruguay Team Captain Diego Forlan looked like (For some reason Gary Busey kept coming up). RJ Pallari finally got the connection and we realized he looked like the Captain of the Northwestern, Sig Hansen from Deadliest Catch.
The Brits can’t blame that goal on Halliburton.
Bravo, Nike. Bravo!
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Jerry: And you broke up with her ‘cuz she beat you at chess? That’s pretty sick.
George: I don’t see how I could perform sexually in a situation after something like that. I was completely emasculated. Anyway, it’s not the only reason.
Jerry: Yeah, what else?
George: All right. You wanna know what one of her favorite expressions is? Happy, Pappy?
Jerry: Happy, Pappy? What does that mean?
George: Like if she wants to know if I’m pleased with something, she’ll say, “Happy, Pappy?”
Jerry: Oh, you’re “Pappy”.
George: I’m “Pappy”.
Jerry: Oh, I get it.(via The Engagement)
Ruh Roh, I might have just found my new favorite blog.
Discrimination
(by nobutyes)
Who says librarians don’t have a sense of humor.