February 2009
76 posts
And Another One
Woh, Woh, Wooooaahhh.
Another former female head coach* is suing Fresno State for gender discrimination. That would bring our tally up to four. And because it is Fresno State, whats gonna happen? Girlfriend’s Gonna Get Paid!
(* Shes a former Head Coach, not a former female)
Tumblog Conversation
Hey Bryan What’s up
Not much man, im ready to take this practice quiz with you sitting in front of me… what about you?
I’m not so into it. Is the practice test on blackboard?
You know im not so sure. im just listening to music. just listen and stare at her mole
Do think she was around for the Great Depression?
She def. could have been. Is it just me or does she look like a...
Watchazizisbored:
Kanye West - “Stronger” (live on VH1 “Storytellers”) | Pitchfork
The lighting setup at Kanye’s Storyteller’s was incredible, but seeing what it looks like on TV is just ridiculous. Definitely check this out. YE HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!
The whole show premieres Saturday, Feb 28th at 9/8c on VH1.
I have never been a fan of live rap performances but this Yeezy clip got me. The way he...
copycats:
When I Grow Up by Mayday Parade...
Powers
Icahn: man, that's like how so many heroes/super villains get their powers
Icahn: something falls onto them or they fall onto something
Icahn: the ultimate supervillain it seems, is gravity
CollegeHumor.com/Videos →
If you got about an hour of free time, go check out today’s videos on collegehumor.com. They are all pretty rad. Good day for videos if you know what I mean.
And if any of you have a class in the Kremen Education Building today, I know you have a free hour because there’s no power there.
The Discovery Channel
Is not what I’m writing about.
I love being bored at work when I start surfing IMDB. For instance; I have only been doing this for about 10 minutes and I already learned that Val Kilmer voices K.I.T.T. for the TV series Knightrider and Edward Norton is working on this:
Update: I also found out that the Farrelley(sp?) brothers are making a 3 Stooges movie and Sean Penn and Jonny Depp are...
Boombox- Lonely Island feat. Julian Casablancas
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MDE (Most Dominant Ever)
Click here to see this post about my favorite NBA player of all time.
This is a really awesome story. Shaq has a twitter and it has been long questioned wether or not it is real. This story settles that.
I will always be a Sacramento Kings fan, being from Sac County and all, but Shaq has always been my favorite player (Chris Webber is a close 2nd). I remember back when he was on the Orlando...
Get Fixed
I had the pleasure of being on my good friends Podcast last night. It was a lot of fun. Me and Brandon had a good gay ol’ time.
Check it out at www.itsyourfix.com. Its a little lengthy but worth it. Plus I was able to plug W!TG at the end.
Please go listen to it now.
Calling All Cars
If anyone has a digital voice recorder that I can borrow that would be awesome. I need it for a little adventure I will be having tomorrow. Thanks.
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Audio Addiction
Going for round two with Ghost Town. If you don’t get the theme of today’s blog yet there will be plenty more.
The Shake Up by Watchout! Theres Ghosts. Off...
THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!
Sorry for the grainy pic.
In stores today is the debut album from a band that I am good friends with. Watchout! Theres Ghosts released their first album, Ghost Town, today and its available at Best Buy, iTunes and anywhere that supports awesome music. Go out and buy it immediately and help support, quite possibly, the biggest thing to come out of Galt, CA since Tom Brady.
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Fresno Polar Bears?
wittyname:
Fresno, CA is known for having devilishly hot weather. It is not uncommon for the temperature to reach over 120°F. Us Fresnoians (Actual word?… who cares) are used to this. Perfect weather for sports, and better yet, the women wear tank tops…Amazing. All in all, Fresnoians (yes i’m trying to make it a word) may complain a little, but we love the summer. The one thing we can not deal...
What You Talking 'Bout, Willis?
So, in response to the Collegian article about the Ask Her campaign, I have written a letter to the editor that will be published in tomorrow’s edition. Everyone go pick it up as, if they put it in without any editing, it is a pretty entertaining piece.
UPDATE: I forgot to mention that the gentleman that received my email and decided to print the letter is actually the man who interviewed...
BIOLOGY!!!!
imprettymuchtheshit:
WHY, WHY do I even attend class? Tumblr, Twitter, and Tumblr/Twitter research consumes all of my biology class time. Is it rude to other students sitting around me? I don’t think so, as far as I’m concerned. Me, making it look like I’m doing work by typing on my computer is not bad at all. There’s the ‘cougher;’ if I were paying attention, it would be like knowing Spanish and...
WatchYou know how with every profession or hobby there is one person who you look up to and dream to be? If you are a basketball player, your goal is to be the next Michael Jordan. If you are a nerd, your goal is to be the next Bill Gates. And if you are a uptight bitch you wish to someday be Martha Stewart.
Well, there are literally thousands and thousands of viral video comedians on YouTube right...
Excerpts from Disorder in the American Courts
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
See more at http: //www.owensworld.com/jokes/read-95.htm.
Chiodos: Smitten for the Mitten
I sooo...
Soon to be Kevin's favorite blog. →
Dinosaurs Fucking Robots. Its so depressingly sad that I find this concept funny.
Watchbringtheruckuss:
the full, unedited, hi-res trailer
for Quentin Tarantino’s INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS.
not that Entertainment Tonight b.s.
Oh. Hell. Yeah! I cant wait for this. Not only is Brad Pitt doing all the heavy lifting, but some of the supporting actors are favesies of mine:
Samm Levine of Freaks and Geeks fame. BJ Novak of The Office fame
WatchCH Live: NYC - Kumail Nanjiani
The worlds best beer recipe. →
Christian Bale Soundboard →
Prank call your friends and tell them you’re done…professionally.
The Best My Little Pony Forum EVAR!!! →
This is pretty hilarious. Even though most of the poster’s comments have been removed for content, the responses to them are what make this so priceless.
“Specifically, we don’t use swear words here, and your picture of Stalin riding a Year 3 Limited Edition Starflower inside a German concentration camp was both upsetting and historically inaccurate.”
Thats gold.