October 2008
33 posts
The Slow Decline
At my work computer, a Dell provided by the Auxiliary Corporation, I have run into a bit of a problem. You see, as the years went by and technology grew, I was faced with a situation that I can’t seem to remedy. I am asking for all of your support in this… I use Internet Explorer 6.
IE6 was perfectly fine 2 years ago when I got this computer, but lately, more and more sites are...
September 2008
36 posts
Bustin Ass
Halfway through in an hour. I’m liking this progress. Now for some coffee.
Crunch Time
It is now 5 minutes till 1am. I have a 4 page paper to write that is due at 8am. The odds would seem to be against me.
Fourtunately, I have just discovered how to use the “Genius” playlist function in my iTunes and now I have a badass soundtrack to write to.
Thanks Apple, for making the greatest media player ever.
WatchKids beatbox the darndest things.
Fantasy Football Rip Day; Week 4
We wont talk about last week.
This week I go up against Adam Daryanani’s Team Overkill, which is lame all by itself. Lets see if we can’t demoralize his team though.
QB Kurt Warner- The AARP called, they want their QB back. Just because he won the Super Bowl ten years ago doesn’t mean he’s still any good. Last time I checked Marshall Faulk wasn’t playing for the...
Play any NES game from your computer. →
Simply select a game from the drop-down menu at the top. No, not, come on! Everyone picks Super Mario. Be original.
One of the oddest sites on the internet. →
Every now and then I run across a site that absolutely blows me away. This game will set a new “WTF” record.
Enjoy the loading cat. I’m pretty sure you only get to see it once. Oh, and make sure you play the entire game, and the bonus game. There is some pretty trippy shit that comes with it.
This is pretty much as close as you can get to an acid trip without doing drugs.
A Sad Surrender
Yesterday, I broke down and finally got a Facebook profile. I have always avoided this time-honored college tradition due to some issues I encountered when I first had a facebook(circa 2004).
I must admit, though, so far, I kinda like facebook. I believe it is because, unlike MySpace, FaceBook has a cleaner, more basic look and feel to it. I will be sure to let you all know when I start to...
“Welcome to the official Fantasy Football League for the Epsilon Tau Chapter of...”
– Bradley Norris, on the homepage of the Epsilon Tau fantasy football league. (via thedailywebbster)
-I totally called this one. Webb is sitting in the top three in our league. Not only that, but every non-subjective person that viewed our draft agreed that Webb had the best picks.
P.S. The title...
“Also in Lindsay [Lohan] news this week, presidental hopeful Barack Obama told...”
– Sarah Schneider
From here.
Webb...
…since, apparently we are communicating via blog nowadays*, it should be Cody Gragg. He’s the communication chair for the pledges. Although, sometimes Filly gets on there and attempts to sabotage the pledges chances of surviving their pledge semester.
*Editors note: Thomas Webb Sackett lives, literally, 6 feet away from me, thus making communicating via blogs completely unnecessary.
Fantasy Football Rip Day; Week 3
So last week I lost. Not to Alex, though, but more like losing to Hurricane Ike. There wasn’t enough time for me to switch my defense(Texans) before the games locked once I realized the Baltimore-Houston match-up was postponed. So, I lost by a heartbreaking 3 points. Fuckin’ Anquan Boldin!
This week I go up against Salvador Silva’s team El Jefe (Spanish for The...
MY little bro...
Me: Fuck off. I didn't do the paper. I had two exams yesterday.
Rubio: Ouch...how did that go?
Me: Really well actually. I did good.
Rubio: Good Job... I think I aced my math test yesterday.
Me: ME TOO!
Rubio: Well you know what that means...
Me: DUDES NIGHT OUT!
Rubio: ...exactly.
13 things that rocked my face off this week (that...
clownpenis:
1. This video
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/palin-hillary-open/656281/
is AMAZING. Spot on.
2. Anna’s great news! Congratulations, so proud of you! And so is my mom.
3. USC clowns Ohio State 35-3. National title anyone?
4. Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading. SO funny! My sweet Chad…
”Do you have anything to drink?”
”I have some tap water.”
...
Bayside: Shudder pt. 2
Its 2:30am…I am going in for round 2 with Shudder. Goddamit I love Bayside.
Uh Oh
Its 1:54am right now and I inadvertantly decided to start listening to the new Bayside CD. I have a feeling I will be up for a while. Someone wake me up for Kines in the morning.
WatchIDK why but this video made me laugh harder than I have in weeks. Enjoi!
This just in..
I got a whole new look for the blog ya’ll. Let me know how much you hate it. Thanks.
The greatest comment thread ever! →
This is what happens when assholes use MS Paint. Absolute hilarity. I can’t believe that this guy thought he would actually get help from the Internet community. LOL.
Never Forget
At tomorrow’s home opener against Wisconsin, the Fresno State Bulldogs will reveal their true mascot, as decided by an Internet poll. The options are these two:
The mascot on the left is the old timeout who was replaced last year without the knowledge of the fans. This was an atrocity, most feel, as the old Timeout was slightly overweight, seemingly drunk and quite rowdy, which best...
Dear ESPN Classic,
Please refrain from playing the 2005 Fresno State v. USC game anymore. It makes it awfully hard for me to go to class and others question my sanity when I shout, out loud and with great emotion, at calls referees made 3 years ago.
Sincerely,
Bradley Norris
Bayside’s new single, No One Understands.
...
Fantasy Football Rip Day Week 2
So, despite my number one pick overall, Tom Brady, tearing all the ligaments in his leg, I beat that turd Gilbert by a comfortable margin. This week I go up against Alex Quezada, arguably the most experienced FF player in our league. Unfortunately, for him, he is going to experience what it feels like to go 0-2.
Opponent: Alex Quezada’s team, El Makiavaliko (Spanish for “The...
5 Bands To Know Right Now
Lower Definition- Pretty Hard rock from San Diego, the town that is producing some pretty serious talent.
Download: The Weatherman
Take the Crown- Another SD band. These guys have dome seriously catchy tunes.
Download: Lights, Camera, Disaster
Emarosa- Emarosa revamped their roster before their new album by adding ex-Dance Gavin Dance frontman, Jonny Craig. The result is an amazing sound...
This band, Lower Definition, from San diego has a...
Fantasy Football Rip Day #1
So, I just got done reading this post from Amir Blumenfeldregarding a hilarious tradition he has for Fantasy Football every year. He basically goes down the line and insults his entire team. In honor of this and in order to have something to post more often, every Thursday will be Fantasy Football Rip Day at my blog. I will attempt to rip on my opponent’s team every week. This should be...
Fresno State def. Rutgers 24-7; Ranked 21st...
Not 24/7, as in all day, but the dogs did ruin the Scarlet Knights week. After a stagnant first half, the Fresno State offense started picking up where the defense had been the first half, making plays. A huge 77 yard pass from Brandstater to Ajirotutu sparked the offense in the 3rd quarter, which saw Sophomore Running Back Ryan Mathews run for over 100 yards and three touchdowns. The...
In case you didn’t know or haven’t...