August 2008
34 posts
Rule number 1
Don’t spark a Same-Sex marrage debate in a college classroom. Unless you want to hear some retards express some seriously narrow minded thoughts.
Fantasy Land
Fantasy Football has ruined my first week of classes. I find it hard to concentrate and take notes in class when my fantasy team is just a few clicks away.
Internet Bully
“You’re apparently using Internet Explorer 6, the world’s 8th worst piece of software of all time. This browser is very old, very unsecure, and very unfriendly towards modern web standards. Not only has Microsoft already released a newer—but not much better—version of Internet Explorer, there are are a handful of other, much better, free web browsers available: Safari 3 and Firefox 3.
I...
Jeff Rubin to the rescue
Jeff Rubin is the Managing Editor at CollegeHumor.com and, like most of the CH employees, he runs his own tumblr.
I was visiting jeffrubinjeffrubin.com when I found out two very interesting facts.
#1. In The Dark Knight, the reporter who interviews the Wayne Enterprise employee attempting to expose Batman’s identity is Anthony Michael Hall, of 16 Candles/Breakfast Club fame.
#2. The...
“Jones has tried to surround himself with a better support group. He’s...”
– From here.
If Adam “Pacman” Jones wants to surround himself with a better support group, I don’t think Michael Irvin (Coke) and Tank Johnson(guns) are the best choices. What? Was Maurice Clarett too busy to hang out?
LOLZ
People hating on my beautifully designed rush shirt. Gotta love it.
“Banks told me, cuz go ‘head, switch your style up. And if they hate then let ‘em hate and watch the money pledges pile up.” -50 Cent (slightly altered.)
Did you miss me?
Its been almost a week since my last post. Sorry y’all but I have been uber busy. Here are some quick hitters from the last week of my life.
Baby Blue shirts, though highly feminine, are always the shit when you reference womanizing on the back.
Freshman men like to move into the dorms with the bare minimum.
Freshman women like to move in the dorms with every scrap of clothing they have...
WTF?
Why am I just now learning about Pandora Radio?
Where were you people?
Pandora is like a better version of Musicmatch Jukebox without the lame $17.99 subscription fee.
Uh Oh, Michael Phelps- Swimmer,... →
“…Brandstater as a Heisman dark horse.”
– -Graham Watson, on Bulldog QB Tom Brandstater. From here.
I love the Bulldogs as much as the next guy, probably more, but this might be a little far fetched. Fresno State’s running game is far superior to their passing so I am not sure how you can claim this.
Great Facebook Article From Streeter →
I briefly dabbled in the Facebook pond a few years back and didn’t care for it. Even though the Book was not for me, I still find articles like these really humorous. This one works especially well if you are up on your current events, mainly because the Georgia v. Russia jokes are the best in there.
Pre-Season Problems
Everybody in the NFL is talking about the teams with obvious quarteback issues.
The Dolphins, Niners, Cardinals, etc.
One team that I havent heard much about, except Super Bowl hype, was the Minnisota Vikings.
Well, last night I caught some of their pre-season game against the Seahawks and realized that they have 4 quarterbacks on their team:
Tarvaris Jackson Gus Frerotte Brooks Bollinger Jon...
Vicious Cycle
Have you ever noticed that History majors almost always move on to be History grad students and get their Masters in history? Then they go on to be History professors and teach other college students about history.
If ever anybody makes it out of this path, they just work at Museums, getting children interested in being history majors. They are like the recruiters for the system.
Come on...
My First Celebrity Customer
Today, at work, I received an order from Pamela Anderson. This is pretty exciting for me because, as the title of this post implies, it is my first celebrity order.*
Now, I cannot verify that it is actually the porn actress, I am holding on to hope.
If anyone can help me verify that Anderson has moved to Clovis and is currently a Social Work Major, that would really help. Thanks.
*If you...
Pouyan and On
Has anyone ever noticed that Pouyan from Scary Kids Scaring Kids looks just like Corey Feldman, of Lost Boys fame?
LOLZ
“Favre lives in some sort of bizarro world where work is inversely proportional...”
– -Amir Blumenfeld.
via CH Sports Weekly
How did this slip by me?
Check out this article from CH.Com
Build Your Own “Huey Hog” Model Chopper
Written by Derek Walborn, this is by far one of the best articles I have seen in a while.
A big thanks to Streeter Seidell for bringing this masterpiece to my attention.
Warning: MySpace Complaint
I can’t stand it when girls post bulletins about guys and just refer to their men as “He” or “Him” over and over. Example:
Who do you miss right now? i just miss who i thought he was. because the guy i thought he was would’ve at least apologized. Just another typical thing that girls do that annoys me. If you didn’t want us to know who “He”...
Why I wish I had a camera #6
RJ and myself were driving down McKinley when I saw some graffiti that said, in bold silver letters, “CANT TOUCH THIS.”
Just so you people know, MC Hammer is still a big influence to my generation.
Also, speaking of generations, did you realize that my last WIWIHAC had to do with another 90’s pop artist?
“Without me, there would be no phones.”
– JJ, (drunk), explaining why he can’t be late for work in the morning. He works at the Apple store.
A Slight Set Back
I have a theory about women’s fashion trends. Basically, from watching young women at college throughout the years I have come to the conclusion that women decide what to wear based on what other women think looks good. A number of trends have developed that men do not approve of(see Uggs, Tights under denim skirts, Bug-Eye glasses).
Now that I am a bouncer at a club, I have seen a...
WatchWhat is this? Seriously, what am I looking at here? Is this a promotion? Funny though.
Fresno State Ranked #25 in the Pre-Season Coaches... →
