July 2008
41 posts
QQ
Why do people think Tila Tequila is so hot? As far as women go, she is pretty average. I truly think that if you slap a pair of fake tits on 40% of asian chicks I know, they would look just as good, if not better. Can someone please explain this to me?
June 2008
17 posts
“Someone get [Justin] Wilson a diaper, ‘cause he’s shitting all over...”
– Adam Daryanani
Ouch
In my bulletin space on myspace was a disturbingly funny sight. What I mean was that the situation was funny. Dont judge me.
From Date Bulletin
Guy June 23rd, 1:25pm RIP George Carlin…We will miss you.
Girl June 23rd, 1:23pm FiNALLY
RIP George Carlin
In unrelated news, my uncle, George Arlin, is doing just fine.
Go DOGS...not Dawgs.
The Fresno State Bulldogs Baseball team advanced to the finals of the College World Series yesterday in spectacular fashion, beating 2nd ranked North Carolina 6-1. The Bulldogs have been playing the cinderella card since their regional win against San Diego and don’t plan on stopping now. They face Georgia in the best-of-3 series that starts tonight.
The Georgia Bulldogs, ranked 8th...
Complaint #235
whitewhine:
“It’s called a U.S. Open LIVE Blog, you’d think ESPN would have sprung for the Auto-Refresh feature.” -Whine by Bradley Norris
HAHA I made it onto White Whine. Thanks Streeter.
Huh?
Is it just me, or is there no link to your Inbox on the new Myspace layout?
PS: Is it just me or do I complain about Myspace too much?
You know whats funny,
The fact that Javon Walker can be dragged (or drug?) out of the Bellagio without anyone noticing.
Bo Burnham…google it.
Not Michael Myers’ movies
The fact that people would think I was a monster if I beat up the 75 year old bum that keeps riding his bike to our parking garage to take a piss. Just ‘cause he is homeless doesn’t give him a “Get out of an...
OMG, LOL!!!11!! CL1ck Tihs lynk. ROFL!!1! →
Just when I thought it couldn't get any better...
It was a good weekend for sports.
Tiger Woods Birdied the 18th at the US Open to force a Playoff with Rocco Mediate. Lucky for us, the playoffs at Majors are 18 Holes, not just one. Unlucky for me, I am at work and can’t watch. Hello ESPN.COM
The Lakers made things interesting by winning last night in LA. They push the series to 2-3 against the Celtics and now head back to Boston. I...
This Week in Sports
Here’s some one-hitters in the wide world of sports.
The smug Lakers got beat last night after leading the Celtics by 24 points. This can be attributed to the amount of rough black men on the Celtics as opposed to the pussy-footed foreigners on the Lakers. Sure Kobe is good and all, but I just get sick of watching a man named Sasha cry to the refs after every foul. If I wanted to see...
“If your life’s work can be accomplished in your lifetime, you’re not...”
– Wes Jackson; Pretty chill, pretty poetic.
Irony?
At work, I have this one boss and she is pretty much that one person that everyone in the store hates. And she likely knows it. Today I arrive at work fashionably late, and unfashionably tired, and when I get to my cubicle I realized she had placed a stack of books on my desk. At 7:45am there are plenty of stacks I would like to see, for instance; pancakes, waffles, money, etc. But books are...
I Don't Get PC?
Cookie: Remember we were talking to those bums last night?
Me: HEY! They prefer "Native Americans."