April 2008
44 posts
Pretty much one of the most amusing Tumblelogs I... →
Richard Simmons’ Senior Citizen Workout Tapes:
-Sweatin’ to Miles Davis
-Sweatin’ to the Golden Girls theme
-Deficatin’ to the oldies
-Remembrin’ your grandkids’ names
A riddle that lost its touch:
Why are gays called fruits?
Because they cantelope…unless they go to Massachusetts.
A little assistance
Its almost finals which means its almost summer which means its almost time to start sweating in our sleep, not out of terror, but from Fresno’s 100+ degree weather. It is also, however, time to start thinking about Fall Rush. I need brothers to send me ideas for rush shirts as well as names of prospective members, preferably incoming freshmen. The rush shirts should be witty and unique....
Help a Brother out
One of Kappa Sigma’s respected alumni is running for Fresno Mayor this year. His name is Henry T. Perea and he, besides being the best candidate for the job, is a handsome devil. Still not convinced? Well, what if I told you he was endorsed by Boston Celtic Paul Pierce? No joke, look: If you are interested in helping or supporting Perea’s campaign please visit his website at...
Lazy, but not Alone
I love days when I am not the only one at work who is doing nothing. One clerk is reading a book The other clerk is throwing a ball around My manager is doing a crossword puzzle The lady I share a cubicle with is updating her Netflix queue I am Tumbling If there is nothing to do are we really lazy?
Bound to piss someone off
This weekend was the NFL Draft which, once I got home on Saturday, I watched every minute of. One interesting thing happened on Sunday in the 7th and final round of the draft when Caleb Campbell was drafted to the Detroit Lions. Campbell played his college ball for the Army and, upon being drafted into the NFL, will no longer have to serve in the armed forces except for some recruiting during...
Flickr? I barely know her!
It is official. I have completed stage 2 of the 3 stages of blogging. The first stage was starting my Tumblr. Now I have started my very own Flickr account too. If you are wondering, the 3rd step is getting a Vimeo account but I dont know if that will happen anytime soon. Hopefully I can get a new camera soon and start going to town on it. But in the meantime check it out. Give it a once-over...
An RPG...Really?
So for all of you that watch LOST please turn away if you did not see last nights episode. Not because I don’t want you to read this spoiler but because you need to go and watch it immediately. Last night’s episode, in my opinion, was the best episode ever! The men from the boat came to the barracks and started taking lives like it was Duck Hunt. In the span of about 4 seconds three...
WatchWho says chivalry is dead?
Thanks, all.
Thank you to everybody who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday. It was great, I got to go to Black Angus with Jeannette and her folks who are super cool because the bought me a bike. Its pretty much going to be a lifesaver with the way gas prices are going up. The best gift of the night, though, goes to my wonderful girlfriend, Jeannette, who got me a “World’s Best Boyfriend”...
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Apologies.
So, I must apologize to all of you that read my blog…well, both of you that read my blog. I have not had much luck on the creative front as of late. I have been pretty busy the past week seeing as the semester is drawing to a close and term papers are starting to reach their terms. So, in hopes of keeping my audience, I will try to make a few quick hits right now. Try to enjoy. Try...
JakeandAmir.com...my kind of humor, brotha. Jake! →
Good article from CH.com. I love washed up... →
What's that rappers name right thurr?
So this week is Vintage Days at Fresno State and as a special treat to the students, ASI decided to try to bring a big name rap star to campus. When that big name rap star declined, they got Chingy instead. I would assume that, as a tribute to Vintage Days, ASI was trying to take us way back to 2002 when people liked Chingy. There were only three good things to come from this event: Keng failing...
This sucks in the most awesome way!
So, I barely have a job. This is the way I look at it. It is wicked boring but I dont have to do much. I get paid next to nothing but I get to just blog and surf the internet all day I only work like, 4 hours a day but I am only working like 30 minutes for real It is conveniently on campus but I have to follow dress code so I can never wear sandals or gym shorts and stuff to class after. I have...
Gays Get The Point
Check out this article from MSNBC. It would seem that the gays are finally getting what was coming to them. For the longest time I have always said that gays should be allowed to get married and be as miserable as straight married couples. I didn’t know the turnaround was going to be so quick. Gays who ran off to Massachusetts to get hitched are finding that they cannot legally get...
Creative Minds Please Help...
I have to make a mock newspaper for my MCJ 10 class. The paper is going to be specific to clubs on campus (Fresno State Bulldogs) Please message me back and let me know if any of you have any good ideas for what I can name the paper. A bulk of my credit for the assignment is based on how unique and creative it is. Thanks for all the help. Bradley Norris
“I’m here to encourage you to get out and vote. Its your choice as to...”
– Christopher Mintz-Plasse aka McLovin
Pretty much my hero...
My friend Brandon is a badass supercop. Anybody out there that has ever said “fuck the police” (I am looking at you Ice Cube) or any other disrespect to police officers needs to check this out and re-evaluate your stance on the police. You may have gotten a few tickets in your life, but that wasnt because cops are assholes. It is because you drive too fast! So before you judge...
Badass Concert Alert!!!
Come see the best live band ever, Evaline and Dredg at the State Theater in Modesto CA next Saturday, the 19th. Hit me up if you wanna go. I am looking to get a carpool up there as I do not want to drive there and back alone. Click here to buy tickets online or just buy em at the door like i am gonna.
WatchThis is the grown up version of a cafeteria food fight. LOLapalooza.
Stats Teachers Are All Lying Bastards
I have taken 4 different statistic classes since enrolling in college and I found something in common with all of them. At the beginning of the semester when the instructor is introducing himself and the class they always say the same thing, or some variation of it: “This isn’t going to be some boring math class. We are going to apply everything to situations that will effect everyday...
The difference between men and women
Today I was at a restaurant and I overheard three women talking about their friend Lisa. Some of the comments included: Lisa is the size of a brontosaurus I bet Lisa would bleed fat instead of blood I bet she has to take a break when she goes upstairs We should set someone up with her as a good prank on him This got me wondering about the habits of men and women. The problem is that these...
You Know You Aren't Famous When...
MSN.com refers to you as “That Actor That Played “Monk” Psychiatrist.” Sorry actor who played ‘Monk’ psychiatrist.
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This song is pretty awesome even though it goes...
“I was quoting Planet of the Apes a lot this weekend. When I got back in to town...”
– Me
Shouldn't Make Me Angry But Still Does:
When people at school show up 15 minutes early for class but instead of driving to find a parking spot they just sit and wait in their at the very front of the parking lot for someone to show up and open up a spot. I drove past you on my way in, parked in the back of the lot and walked past you on my way to work and you were still waiting. So its obvious that saving time is not the reason you...
BRB!
Time to take a small hiatus from the blogisphere. I will be attending the wedding of Brother Phillip Cardenas and his beautiful soon-to-be wife Liz Inman. I likely wont be back till Sunday night so until then, you can bide your time by reading my old blogs here: http://tinyurl.com/3f4gn3 Thanks a million for tuning in and see you soon. The Rod
WatchSo, this video made me laugh till I cried a little. Thats quite a feat for someone of my comedic stature, if I do say so myself.
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“Mmmm. I love me some thesbian on thesbian action.”
– Greg Diaz, commenting on the Peach Blossom Poetry Festival on campus this week.
“They will be in high school soon. They need to get used to bullies!”
– Me, on the fact that there is a million little kids on campus and I got so tired of trying to dodge them that I am now hockey-checking small children out of my way.
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The Answer Is No!
I am 22 years old (almost 23 but we wont talk about that) and ever since I was 19 I have been receiving a similar comment from hundreds of people. Its actually a question, but in asking this question, a certain statement is made. It may be that I read too far into it. It may be that I am blowing things out of proportion. Or, it may be that there’s a conspiracy for all my friends to...
“A lot of people make a big deal about the fact that 1/2 of marriages end in...”
– Teddy Bingham
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The Best Thing To Happen To Bakersfield since...
Badass Concert alert! May, 31 2008 at (Stramler Park) Rockin Roots Festivel 08 w/Scary Kids Scaring Kids & More! 3805 Chester Avenue, Bakersfield, California 93301 Cost : 25 Jamies Elsewhere with Scary Kids Scaring, A Skylit Drive, Classic Crime,The Higher, Lorene Drive, the Millionaires, Breath Carolina, Kotton Mouth Kings and More! myspace. com/timgardeashows SKSK, Jamies...