January 2009
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So You Say You Want A Resolution...
Heres my top 10 New Years Resolutions. I chose ten so that I would hopefully do at least one.
Get my Bachelors Degree
Get a new job
Lose 40 pounds (current weight, approx. 300lbs.)
Write a script
Write a book
Visit another country (that doesn’t rhyme with Shmexico)
Learn how to use iMovie
Make and edit short videos for my blog
Drink less beer
Buy new shoes
Feel free to help me...
“Now here’s a suggestion: In the offseason, McNabb should ask for a notable...”
– Steven A. Smith, from here.
More Movie Madness
Add two more to the list…
In an effort to gear up for the Awards season, I am trying to watch all the movies that will likely have a chance at best actor/best movie nominations. So far we’ve got these two, Gran Torino and Milk. Next up are The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Man on Wire*.
Slumdog Millionaire is my current front runner for the Best Film category. If anyone is...
Movies I Watched The Past 4 Days Out Of Sheep...
Burn After Reading- Great if you like Coen Bros classics (The Big Lebowski, O’ Brother Where Art Thou).
Chapter 27- Gripping recount of Mark David Chapman’s last days before shooting John Lennon. Jared Leto renews my faith in…well…Jared Leto.
The Mexican- Desparation on my part, really. Can’t remember much of it.
The Holiday- Cameron Diaz should seriously...
“…do you wish your daughter would have married a better defensive...”
– Detroit sports columnist, Rob Parker, asked Detroit Lions coach, Rod Marinelli this interesting question after several inquiries about when his defensive coordinator and son-in-law, Joe Barry, who’s defense ranks last in the league, would be fired.
“It has become clearer than ever that the movie year is divided into two parts....”
– David Denby (via tylercoates)
True that. All the best movies you’ll never hear about come out in December/January. For 2007 it was The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, In The Valley of Elah and Michael Clayton. If you haven’t seen these three movies go out and...
The Top Movie of 2008 is...
thedailywebbster:
Not the Dark Knight. No, it wasn’t voted number 1, not even number 2. It seems the lifetime(or taking) performance by Heath Ledger was only good enough to recieve number 3. A movie with no talking (Wall-E) was number 7(I mention this because Wall-E is fucking brilliant). Number 2 was Slumdog Millionare, so if anyone has seen this movie, tell me what it’s about. And the...
Christmas Domain-ance
I just thought of the coolest gift for anyone naive enough to want to buy me something.
I want someone to buy me the domain name RiseAxelblog.com
Who ever does this, I will forever be in your debt.
The New Deal
If you guys haven’t noticed yet or are only reading these through some sort of feed, I changed the design of my tumblog, once again. I found this free design, Roboturner, created by Matt McInerney of Pixelspread and fell in love with it.
There are some differences you may or may not have noticed though.
First, the comments application was removed. Thank you to all my friends that left...
13 Tracks of 'meh'
If you are like me and most of America, you fall for Fall Out Boy. Fall Out Boy is the band that everyone loves to hate, hates to love, and somehow hates to hate and loves to love. They actually, in a 2006’ish reader poll of Alternative Press, received the most votes for best band as well as worst band in alternative rock. Every time the new Fall Out Boy album drops, you hear that first...
Cram-believable
This is about to be my 3rd night out of 4 this week staying up cramming for finals. Seriously folks; next semester is the semester where I finally refuse to procrastinate.
…It only took me 5 years to declare that.
Facebook Chat with Chelsey
Chelsey: idk i like myspace better. i just go on facebook because i like this chat thing lol
Me: i kinda like facebook because, aside from the apps, its simpler. no drama(yet)
Chelsey: yeah true.
Chelsey: idk. when you think about it theyre both a waste of time and just distracting everyone from doing what they should really be doing lol but oh well..
Me: yeah
Me: wait
Me: you're talking about jump rope, right?
The First Final
thedailywebbster:
I HATE having finals in the middle of the week. it sucks worse than anything i have ever experienced. Nothing to do but study for 5 days, one final where i have already done my scene and then a test tomorrow. I wasnt that shit at the beginning of the week not now, and i need a job. Any tips?
In the words of Kevin Fillebrown, try Not Giving A Fuck.
kevin is cool
lovememadly:
kevin aka count dracula is waaaaay cool! prob my favoritest person out there.
Just stumbled upon thisblog and this was their first post. Take note that she is talking about Kevin Fillebrown(aka Count Dracula) who’s blog I created and encouraged.
I hope to become the Fresno State tumblr version of Kevin Bacon. Every Bulldog Blog will have 6 degrees of separation from mine....
Phoneless in Fresno
Hey guys. My old-as-shit Blackberry 8700 (aka The Brick) finally took a knee and is broken. I am looking for anyone who has an extra T-Mobile cell phone that they don’t need or aren’t using. I just need one to use while I wait to get a new phone. Thanks for your consideration people.
Just hit me up on Facebook or Myspace if you can help, or email me at risebaxelrod@gmail.com...
Tonight, Tonight
NO, not the Smashing Pumpkins single!
Tonight we are all rolling deep to the Fresno State vs. Bakersfield State basketball game. Should be a blasty-blast!
Founder’s Day party to follow…BE THERE!
or…here!
Either way, its the last day of class and y’all need to get plastered and celebrate the passing of yet another semester.
Love, The King of Bigotry, Rise B. Axelrod
Ruh Oh!
So, in an attempt to kill time and express my mind’s wanderings every second of the day, I started my own twitter. My name surprisingly is rise_b_axelrod so join up or hit me up.
Axelrod, OUT!
Compaint #325
whitewhine:
“Well, I guess the recession hasn’t affected lift ticket prices.”
-Whine by Martin B.
LOL. SO true.
And its, too late to apologize...too laaaate.
Sorry for taking a short hiatus on the Fantasy Football Rips guys. I have been getting a lot of complaints about their absence. The problem is that I would usually do them on Thursdays but now with NFL Network playing games on Thursdays I have not gotten a chance to catch up. I will try to post one this week for the final game. Then I will compare it to the rip I made on Gilbert in week 1. ...