October 2008
33 posts
New Layout
Check out the new theme guys. Well, I guess if you are reading this you are already checking it out. What a waste of ink.
“Tampa Bay won a Super Bowl with Brad Johnson at QB. They’ve used up their...”
– Ethan from CH Sports Weekly
Stupid Question Hall Of Fame 10/23
Professor: And this drug was discovered in 1000 B.C., but many scholars believed it could have been as early as the year 3500.
Valedictorian: Wait, is that 3500 B.C. or A.D.?
Professor: ...really?
Fantasy Football Rip Day Week 8
I am on a little bit of a losing skid but that doesn’t mean that the insults gotta stop.
This week I play JJ’s team, Killed By A Daewoo Lanos. QQ: What the hell is with some of these team names? I got a great idea, I’ll name my fantasy team after a small quote in a movie that not many people saw. Genius.
QB Matt Schaub- Schaub is so bad that the Houston Texans decided to...
Gettin' Clicky
A few weeks back a ran across, and registered for, a web analytics site for my blog. What this site does is track all the visits made to my site and tells me important stuff about it. For instance, how many people visited in a given day, how many items they clicked on while here, how long they stayed on and how they got to my website. Its really neat.
Today I was checking up on it, which I...
“I have a Shwin mountain bike I road to Fresno State, no longer needed.”
– From Craigslist post
My mother was always correcting my English growing up so it is kind of a habit for me too(ask my girlfriend). You can imagine how I felt when I saw this while looking for a bike on Craigs List. It also makes me feel good concerned about being a Fresno State student.
Fantasy Football Rip Day Week 7
Its a little late I know but there’s still one game left so here we go.
I am playing RJ Pallari’s team, Jesus Christ Had Dreds, which is a joke to begin with. Lets see how his roster stacks up.
QB Eli Manning- Eli Manning as your #1 quarterback? He’s not even the #1 Manning in the NFL! Eli Manning is one patchy beard away from being on Megan’s Law. Picture it.
RB...
WatchJust in time for Halloween. Uncle Nick has exclusivity rights on the “Sexy Mustard” costume.
Vote or Die, right?
I am a very opinionated person. I am hardly ever shy to offer my opinions and explain and defend them. In the past, a lot of people have been surprised when I told them that I have never voted. I offer the explanation that, because I do not know all the issues and all of the candidates’ stances of the issues, I am not capable of making an educated decision on who should lead our country....
Fantasy Football Rip Day- Week 6
Tossed another ‘W’ up on the board last week. I am currently sitting pretty in 6th position, only one game behind the leader though. This week should be a gimme but who knows about this crazy game.
This week I go against Cookie’s Team Dominguez. Commence Rippage:
QB Jeff Garcia: If Brian Griese took your starting job, how good would that make you. Might as well start...
Definition of Brotherhood
Last night, after mistakingly throwing his clear retainer in the In-and-Out trash can, Ty’ere and myself, with the help of Zach and Fortner, dug through two huge bags of sloppy garbage for over an hour. We eventually found the two retainers and nobody vomited. Job well done guys.
Watch“This Saturday on SNL, Andy Samberg premiered what might be the first, best and only Mark Wahlberg impression ever done.”
-CollegeHumor.com
I can never say this enough; No matter how bad SNL is now, Andy Samberg is consistently hilarious. He is the mastermind behind such classics as “Dick in a Box” “Laser Cats” “Lazy Sunday” and one of my personal...
Unbelievably Badass Concert Alert!
October 22nd, at the Rainbow Ballroom there will be, quite possibly, the greatest concert of the year. I have been pretty psyched about this for a month or so but it just got better.
Chiodos
I have been fortunate enough to have seen Chiodos in concert several times. Unfortunately they were all on large tours (Warped 4x, Taste of Chaos). It will be nice to see them on a smaller, more...
Why I Wish I Had A Camera #?
So I could take a picture of the amazing Carne Asada tacos that pledge Mike Rubiaco made today. He renewed my faith in authentic mexican tacos. De-lish!
Fantasy Football Rip Day Week 5
I got my 2nd Tie last week. I now have a record of 1-1-2. Pathetic. Oh well, this week is looking pretty good for me.
This week I am playing Mike Edmondson’s team, the Edmondson Benguins. And boom goes the dynamite.
QB Jason Campbell- More like Chasin’ Man-Ball…homo. I guess I could look like a good QB in college too is Cadillac Williams and Ronnie Brown were on my team.
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Drawing A Laugh
I would like to share with you a few websites that consistently make my day. When I was a kid, I never really read comic books, or anything for that matter. Now that I am [legally] an adult I am starting to find a few online comics that are really top notch. You can visit either one of these sites and roam through their entire archive of comics in less than an hour, but once you do you will be...
Let me take you back to 1997. I was in elementary...
“If you do a scene where you’re eating pudding, they often let you keep the...”
– Robert De Niro;from David Letterman’s “Top Ten Reasons I Like Being An Actor”
ESPN Classic
I love popping in on these old college football games. I am watching Miami vs. Florida State right now from 1985. After Vinnie Testaverde couldn’t convert on 3rd and 20, Jeff Feagles had to punt to Deion Sanders. Thats pretty cool.